Old School Sambo: OJ's Pimp Hand Still Strong

So its still early in the year but we already have competition for the 2008 Sambo Awards. Our friend OJ still scoffs the man and looks his gift horse of freedom in the mouth by beating the crap out of his current shade of vanilla, girlfriend Christine Prody, 32. She collapsed and hit her head as she fell during an errand to the gas station and an ambulance had to come and take her to the hospital. When she gets there, they examine her and find a collection of injuries that cannot be attributed to the accident that brought her there. Its likely she had some bruises in various stages of healing. The doctors say these injuries are consistent with assault NOT a fall.

OJ, OJ, OJ....shaking my head and wagging my finger...

Of course Juice denies putting a squeeze on Prody. But what else is new, OJ hasn't fessed to jack bone since his last touch down. Prody hasn't made a statement but the police are investigating it. I kinda feel that if I was a lawyer and I saw OJ coming I'd switch of the lights and close the shades. BUT...on the flip side, if you are a lawyer and you see OJ coming, you probably see dollar signs. Afterall, he is likely to keep you very busy. The question is, how does he pay for it. We know he was a little broke after the criminal trial; the civil trial took everything else even his Thiesman trophy which as apart of one of his latest train wrecks he just tried to steal back, got caught on video tape doing it while also giving an old white man a heart attack. Even if he continues to beat the charges in the present, his time is coming for sure because he is clearly suffering from broken manhood and ideals. I think its also clear that he cant go back. He is now the villain and has accepted himself as such and people like that wont stop until they hit a brick wall. The wall will either be sudden tragic death or a lengthy jail term. He is definitely doing all he can to get himself in a permanent pair of county issued bracelets.

**Check out OJ's recent brushes with South Florida po-po:

• Christie Prody has accused OJ Simpson of entering her home illegally, stealing pages from her address book and erasing her voice mails.
• Police have been called to break up loud fights between the couple five times in the past seven years.
• Prody was ejected from a hotel near Miami International Airport in May 2000 for kicking and slapping Simpson.
• She shoved him again on July 4, 2005, and then slapped one of his friends, according to various police reports.
• Now-deceased sex tape broker David Hans Schmidt allegedly tried to shop a sex tape of OJ Simpson, Christie Prody and model Patty Kuprys, a video Simpson denied existed and threatened legal action over.
• Christie Prody caused a rift between Simpson and his daughter Sydney, 21, in January 2003. Police found Sydney, then 17, alone in her bedroom. She told them she and O.J. were fighting because she did not like Prody.
• Sydney’s brother Justin, then 14, told investigators he got along fine with Prody … after the local Department of Children & Families received 13 anonymous calls from Miami accusing Simpson of child abuse in 2003.
• Prody was reprimanded by police in 2004 for using Simpson’s disabled parking permit to park in a handicapped spot at Target.
• Police recovered a stolen 30-foot motorboat - without its engines - from Simpson’s property in 2003. It appeared Simpson had no involvement.
• Federal agents raided Simpson’s home in 2001 as part of an international drug investigation. Simpson wasn’t charged in the Ecstasy ring.
• Christie Prody was busted for marijuana possession in Southwest Miami last year. She paid a fine for the misdemeanor drug charge.
• Prody was also fined by the city of Miami in 2002, pleading no contest to animal cruelty after her cat was found dead from abandonment.
• Just two months ago, the Juice allegedly threatened to kill a local handyman who he hired to do some repairs, then accused of sleeping with Prody.

Well, OJ, we see you. That is why us black folks see no better candidate to dominate the Sambos. The competition is stiff and it is an election year so the black republicans will be at the top of their Sambo game. Crossing my fingers for you man, maybe you can pull off a win and show em your still a champ...sort of.



*Picture of OJ Simpson and Christine Prody taken from the National Enquirer
**bulleted list taken from HollywoodGossip.com